Lord knows I certainly do! LOL!
I was pointed in the direction of a website awhile ago and it always makes me chuckle. Its called F My Life. You can figure out what the F is for.
How it works is that people write in things that have happened to them in a sentence or two.
They make me laugh.
Often its inappropriate laughter.
Or a "I'm so glad that's not me" laughter.
Here are a couple good ones that are up right now...
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got it home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap.Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
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